It has been a very long day on the job. Is a hug. But you are single. There’s no one, except the neighbor, and you don’t wish to espouse the neighbor. Or they do not need to hug you. What exactly do you do? Where would you go?
Hugless times are over because she’s devised the Free Hug Sofa. Yes. That is appropriate. A couch. This gives hugs to you. For free.
During your days. Selfie-stick broken? No one “liked” your new profile picture? Prepare to get better! Yoga class canceled? Fall to the arms of Free Hug Sofa and most of life’s Problems will look trivial.